There’s a wife and a husband having sex problems, so the wife goes to a doctor and asks if he can help. He gives her a bottle of pills and tells her to give the husband one pill every
night, before he goes to bed, and she will have the best sex of her life. So the first night
she gives her husband a pill, and she has the best sex she’s had in years. So the next night
she gives her husband two pills and has even better sex than the night before. Well, on the third night the wife figures that since the last two nights were so great, she might as well give him the rest of the bottle. So she gives him the rest of the pills.
A week later, the doctor calls over to check on the woman’s progress and the woman’s son
answers the door. When the doctor asks how she’s doing, the boy starts wimpering and replies, “Mom’s dead, sis is pregnant, my ass hurts, and Dad is n*ked out the back yelling ‘Here kitty, kitty.’”

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