A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of firecrackers on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put ‘Happy Diwali’ under the firecrackers.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a tattoo of buckets of water with ‘Happy Holi’ up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, ‘If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?’
She said, ‘I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Diwali and Holi.’
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